Stan Paregien's


Bible Stories...Told The Cowboy Way


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How Much Do You Weigh?


by Stan Paregien, Sr.
Copyright 1995

	There's a heap o' lessons to be learnt in the Olden part
of God's Testament, the book we call the Bible. Take for
example, the book of Daniel.

	Brothers and Sisterns, Daniel was the voice of God in
the wilderness of sin. You maybe have heard about how wild it
gets on Saturday nights in Fort Worth or maybe  there in
Juarez, across the border from El Paso. That ain't nothin'
compared to what all went on in Daniel's time. That poor soul
was stuck over there amongst a bunch of  wicked foreigners in
a stinkhole called Babylon.

	And there ol' Daniel was, actin' as the foreman of God's
church. Now, congregation, the word church don't mean
nothin' but God's people. So there's the church now and the
church then, both of 'em nothin' but God's people called apart
from the world and its devilish ways. And Daniel was the one
doin' the callin', at this here time, don't ya see?

	Here in the book of Daniel is one of  the doggonest
stories ever told. If y'all didn't know the Holy Spirit wrote these
words, y'all would say the writer was shore stretching the
blanket quite a lot. But you can just mark it down that the
Lord's ways are beyond our understandin'. Amen and amen.

	Anyhow, Daniel was one prayin' son-of-a-gun. He prayed
when he woke up. He prayed when he went out and when he
come back in. He prayed for more things than most church
members today even know the Lord has.

	Daniel was a young man, of royal blood. And he was one
good-lookin' dude, too. Kinda like a young John Wayne, don't
ya know? And he had three compadres. For some reason or
'nother, ol' King Nebucadnezzar hung a new name around
Daniel's neck and the others, too. He called Daniel
"Belteshazzar", and he called Hananiah "Shadrach", and
Mishael became "Meshack" and Azariah he branded as
"Abednego". Well, sir, John Wayne's real first name was
"Marion," kinda sissy-like, but he was the same fellah no
matter what the name. And so was Daniel.

	Y'all know how Daniel got tighter'n-a-tick with that yahoo
Nebucadnezzar by tellin' the ol' boy what his dreams meant.
And y'all have heard how Daniel and them three saddle pards
of his got tossed into the biggest campfire you ever did see,
and came out without even a singed eyebrow.

	Well, sir, about that time King Nebucadnezzar's son,
Belshazzar took his place on the throne. And one night the new
king was having a feast with his wicked friends.  Those varmits
was havin' a grand ol' time--justa singin' and dancin' the Texas
two-step, and drinkin' up a storm.  They was even drinkin' their
booze out of the silver and gold cups that his father had stolen
from the temple of  God in Jerusalem. When all of a sudden,
King Belshazzar saw a hand twitchin' away and writing these
words on his bunkhouse wall: "Mene, mene, tekel, parsin." The
king's Tex-Mex was rusty, so he couldn't figure out what them
words meant. 

	So he sent for his wisest men to tell him what those
words might mean. None of them fellahs knew Tex-Mex, either.
Fact is, they couldn't tell him squat. So he up and calls in
young Daniel. And when Daniel told him what them words
really meant, it was like whoppin' him up side of the head with
a brandin' iron. In particular, Daniel told him that the word
"Tekel" meant, "You have been weighed on the scales and
found wanting."

	Lord have mercy. That King Belshazzar was about to be
chased up a tree and wouldn't know how to get hisself down.
That very night somebody up and kilt the king. He had been
weighed on God's scales and come up short.

	Well, sir, what I want to ask each of you folks is this:
"How much do you weigh?" Ain't none of us really wants to be
found wanting on judgment day, so think about the question:
How much do you weigh?

	It's just plumb natural for ranchin' folk like us to want to
know how much things weigh. When we take a load of cattle to
the auction sale, we have an idea of how much they will weigh.
And we shore don't walk away happy if the check we get
shows that their weight was off and we done come up short.

	And when a fellah goes to the feedstore and buys a
hundred pounds of dog food, he don't want to be shorted on
the deal. If you pay for a hundred pounds, you don't want a
sack that comes up short and only weighs 95 pounds.

	Brothers and sisterns, it is the same way with the Lord
God Almighty. He has got himself a set of scales that would be
the envy of any auction house or grain elevator. He has got
some scales up there in heaven that can weigh out the amount
of Christianity that there is in a body. Oh, sure, there's been
times when crooked butchers has tipped the scale in their
favor and sold folks less meat that what they paid for; but
there ain't no foolin' the Lord's scales. His scales will catch
each and every sin you ever did, and even those you thought
about doin'. 

	So just how much do ya weigh? If the good Lord jerked
you up by the ears and plopped you down on his scales this
very hour, reckon how much yore gonna weigh? Folks, ya can't
get up to the right weight by sittin' on the front porch and
watchin' yore neighbors march down the road to hell. To get
up to the right weight, ya gotta serve the Lord with all your
heart and soul and mind. And that's the gospel truth. 
	Amen and amen.