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"ROMEO RIDES AGAIN" - Tale about a young, romantic cowboy who had an ego as big as a washtub. He thought he was God's gift to women, until his saddlepals got him involved in a kissing contest at the county fair and he put a big, wet kiss on Juliet.
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"A BIG WINDY" - Cowboys have a reputation for stretchin' the blanket every time they can. And this is a story about one cowboy's night-long battle with a bear.
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"THE PARROT AND I" - This was my big chance at fame and fortune when I bought a parrot that could sing "Happy Trails" and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
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"COURTSHIP AND MARRIAGE" - Blow-by-blow account of the courtship of my cowboy pal, Red, and his sweetheart, Wilma.
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"THE COWBOY WHO STOLE KISSES"
Jingle Bob was a top hand on the Hitch Ranch near Guymon, Oklahoma. But he had this habit of stealing kisses from pretty women. He got cured of that one day on the trail to Amarillo.